SodGate: A Mountain Of Evidence Is Piling Up That "The Sodfather" George Toma Helped The Chiefs Win The Super Bowl

Anybody who watched even a minute of Super Bowl LVII knows that the field was a complete and total failure on the NFL's behalf. The biggest game of the year and players were slipping and sliding all over the place out there. They equated it trying to play a football game in a waterpark.
But at the end of the day both teams had to play on the same surface, right? It's not like they shipped in an entirely different field for when the Chiefs were on offense as opposed to the field when the Eagles had the ball, right? Clearly a shitty playing surface would fuck both teams equally, correct?
Think again, bitch.
So let's just run back the tape real quick here. George Toma is a diehard Chiefs fan who literally had to be told by Roger Goodell that he needs to stop rooting for the Chiefs. Sidenote: Kind of weird coming from Roger Goodell considering he's clearly a huge Chiefs fan himself.
So we have a gounds keeper who is a die-hard Chiefs fan, has openly come out to say that he's pulling for them, and then it just so happens that Chiefs players only slipped on 14% of Jalen Hurts' dropbacks as compared to the 38% that Eagles slipped when Patrick Mahomes dropped back? Not sure how good any of you are at math but 38% sure is a heckuva lot more than 14%. In fact, it's more than double the amount.
If the field was as neutralizing shitty for both teams then I could see a disparity here of +/- 5%. Even if the Eagles slipped on 38% of dropbacks and Kansas City slipped on 30%, I'd be willing to believe there is nothing to see here. But a difference of 24%??? Damn near a quarter of all dropbacks more? No fucking chance. Not a goddamn way in heck is there nothing fishy going on there.
We, the people, demand justice. Not only should George Toma have his reputation tarnished forever and stripped of the title as "Sodfather", but we need to Field Of Dreams this bitch and make a new field to play a proper rematch. One that wasn't intentionally created 2 years ago to purposefully dismantle the Eagles pass rush. George Toma. That old greasy bastard.