Lighten the Fuck Up! A Young Attractive Pregnant Woman in the Crowd Responded to the Aging Politician Seeking Re-Election...

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Just a day before the general election, an aging politician seeking re-election held a campaign rally in a small remote town where he was largely unpopular. When he finished making his campaign speech, in an effort to win the crowd over, he asked them what their biggest needs were.

"We have two basic needs, Sir," a young attractive pregnant woman in the crowd said. And, unafraid of voicing her opinion, she continued, "First off, we have a hospital, but no doctor…" 

Upon hearing this, the politician immediately pulled out his iPhone, and after speaking into it for a few minutes, he quieted the buzzing crowd and enthusiastically announced, "There's no need to worry, folks. A doctor will be here bright 'n early Monday morning!"

There was a loud roar followed by lengthy applause, and thinking he had won the crowd over and was on a roll, he went ahead and asked what their second biggest need was. 

The same young woman raised her hand and replied, "Sir, we don't have cell phone service anywhere in this town…"

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