Meghan Markle's $20 Million Spotify Grift Is One Of The Greatest Heists Of All Time

Meghan Mintz Markle take a bow! With a work ethic like that she'll be slinging Brick Watches in no time flat. What an unbelievably legendary grift Miss Markle ran on Spotify to the tune of 20 million dollars! 12 episodes, $20 million, and then poof gone, vanished into the abyss to make up a story about being in a high speed chase through NYC. 

Honestly, I can't help but tip my cap to her. Any time you can bend over a company for $20 mil, you gotta do it. I think that's what Bill Simmons is so mad about- he grinded for years, writing and podcasting and doing TV to get to the top, and then Megan Markle came in, did no work, took Spotify for a bag, made her staffers do all her work, and gave them the middle finger on the way out. Don't hate the player, hate the game, Billy! 

Think about it- these royal family people, they have Illuminati money. When you pay them to do an actual job, even if it's "just" a podcast (don't want to offend the professional podcasters by saying it's "just" a podcast, but you get what I'm saying), they aren't going to put in the bare minimum. But again, this might be the most relatable thing she's ever done since opening a suitcase on Deal or No Deal. I imagine the phone call when her agent told her Spotify was about to wire $20 million into her bank account for 12 hours of work. Who would say no to that? If Spotify is dumb enough to empty the clip on a Meghan Markle podcast, they sorta deserve that happens next.

So yes, Cracking Aces is happy to take over the Meghan Markle slot on Spotify. And we'll do it for half the price! $10 million and Cracking Aces is all yours, Spotify, get at me, let's bring our dozens of listeners to your platform!