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Art Is Being Attacked Across The Globe Due To Florence Pugh's Nude Scene In Oppenheimer Being Ruined By Prudes

“Oppenheimer” was edited to pass with a U/A certificate by India’s film certification standards. Movies with the U/A certification “can contain moderate adult themes, that is not strong in nature and can be watched by a child below 12 years of age under parental guidance,” according to India’s Central Board of Film Certification.

Several countries in Asia and the Middle East have strict censorship mandates regarding sexuality, nudity and swearing. Recent Disney movies “West Side Story” and “Eternals” were pulled from release in Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates, Qatar, Bahrain, Oman and Kuwait due to the inclusion of a transgender character in the former and Marvel’s first openly same-sex couple in the latter. In those instances, Disney refused to comply with cuts requested by censors so the movies were banned from playing in those theaters.

Picture this: a renowned art gallery, lit with a warm glow, adorned with exquisite paintings, and tastefully framed photographs. In the center of it all, what do you find? A masterpiece of nature, a sculptural marvel, and a source of inspiration - tits! Like a painter's canvas, boobs offer a beautifully curvaceous surface for the eyes to feast upon. They come in all shapes and sizes, each with its unique personality and character. From Botticelli-esque curves to Picasso-worthy asymmetry, there's a boob for every discerning art aficionado!

Boobs are not just two lumps of flesh smh; they are a playful palette of colors and shades. From ivory to caramel, and everything in between, the spectrum of hues is a testament to nature's artistic brilliance and that brilliance has been denied to the Middle East and Indian views of one of the grand cinematic adventures of our lifetime. 

Listen, I gotta say that I think you're missing the boat if you think some tits are a huge moral problem in a movie that's about using two fucking atomic bombs that killed hundreds of thousands. To me, some nippleroons are the least of our worries. Sure. Tits make people horny and around the globe, some cultures frown on people being horny. Not here in the USA. Show tits on Game of Thrones. Show cock on Game of Thrones. Show assholes getting absolutely lambasted on porn sites and social media. We simply do not care and for that I am grateful. I am grateful that we live in a place that still has enough freedom to show some titties if the artist or actor in question wants to dump them out on the silver screen. They are Florence's tits, Saudi Arabia. If those titties add something to the plot, that's up for Christopher Noal to decide, not you. 

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