Tough Call: Redditor Says He Is Being Offered Tony Pollard for Christian McCaffrey In Fantasy, But He Gets To Bang The Guy's Wife If He Accepts

Tough times call for tough decisions. I think he's made his mind up already and doesn't need to go to Reddit. There are very few things more important than a fantasy football championship to some fellas, but one of them might being the chance to bang your buddy's wife with no strings attached other than it costing you statistically the best player in the league by a mile. I wasn't sure there was any stone that was left unturned in the fantasy game, but cucking out your wife to upgrade your RB1 might just be a first. The art of the deal like you read about.

Imagine the post nut clarity on this one? Was it really worth giving up the guy who just set the NFL record for most consecutive games with a touchdown? This might tear the league apart too. The rest of the league can't just sit there and take that. What if he needs to upgrade his QB1 too? Does fourth place Jerry who has no real chance of winning give up Mahomes for a potential lay too? Is this guy just going to cuck his way to a championship? Also, it's worth negotiation to try for two bangs if you're really going to accept that offer. What's the worst that happens? 

You have to weigh out all the options here. Is this a paid fantasy league? What is the punishment for the loser? What are the possible pitfalls? Luckily, I'm Barstool's top Journalist and got you some of those answers with some great research:

That changes things a bit. 90% of a $350 pot on a 12 man league is roughly ~$3800. That's an expensive orgasm. I'm not too knowledgable on market value here, but seems like that might be a little bit of an overpay. But a once in a lifetime opportunity is just that — once in a lifetime. So bang first and then decline the trade. Good luck out there.