Lighten the Fuck Up! Jeremy Was Outside Practicing His Golf Swing While His Beautiful Wife Watched From the Kitchen Window...
Jeremy was practicing his golf swing in the backyard of his new house while his beautiful wife watched from the kitchen window…
When he swung a little too hard, the ball sailed across his yard and through his neighbor's window…
He immediately ran over and rang the doorbell, willing to confess his awful shot to his new neighbor and offer to pay the damages.
When no one answered, he pushed the door open and saw broken glass everywhere, a brass lamp lying on the floor, and a fat Arabian man wearing a turban sitting cross-legged on a velvet couch…
"Who are you, Sir?" Jeremy asked.
The fat man replied, "I am the genie you have freed from that lamp…"
Jeremy responded, "Wow! Does that mean you'll grant me three wishes?"
The genie replied, "No. Since you freed me by accident, you only get two, and I get one of my own…"
Jeremy thought about his first wish and knew exactly what he wanted. "I want to be the best golfer on the planet!"
The genie was surprised. "Most people wish for money, but okay, you will become the best golfer on the planet. Now, your beautiful wife gets the second wish."
Jeremy got his wife, introduced her to the genie, and had her make the second wish. "I want a million dollars a week for the rest of my life!"
The genie said, "Wish granted! And now for my wish… I've been cramped inside that lamp for over 1,000 years, so it's been a while since I've been with a woman. I wish for one day of incredible sex with your beautiful wife, Jeremy…"
Jeremy responded angrily, "Are you crazy? No way!"
The genie replied, "Not even if you become the greatest golfer on the planet and she gets a million dollars a week for life?"
Jeremy was conflicted and turned to his wife, who said, "I guess for all that, I should do it…"
Jeremy reluctantly agreed. "If she's willing, I guess it's okay." And then he left the two of them alone…
Jeremy's wife and the genie had incredible sex the entire day, the genie proving to be quite talented at pleasing a woman. He put her in positions she'd never experienced and in every room of the house. By the end of the day, Jeremy's wife was exhausted but satisfied in a way she'd never been before. The genie was truly magical…
While she was relaxing and catching her breath, the genie asked her how old her husband was, and when she said, "Forty-one," the fat Arabian man laughed, "Don't you think he's a little old to believe in genies?"
Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968! This is LTFU Joke #207!
Just in case you missed the last one…