Josh Brolin's Poems About Florence Pugh And Timothee Chalamet From The Set Of 'Dune: Part Two' Are Beyond Weird
I had a friend of mine way back tell our group chat that just before leaving his company he sent a group of co-workers a poem as a form of good bye. Now in no way, shape, or form was there a need to write this poem. Not a soul asked for it and he certainly wasn't at a position at the company where anyone was pressuring him to say anything. There was no poem precedent in the past from others who previously departed the company. His job had absolutely nothing to do with writing of any sort. It was simply a weird move that he was blinded to, so of course when he sent us a portion of the poem for our eyes to see we mercifully made fun of him. We thought it was so bad that there was a chance it'd leak to the internet and go viral. To this day we still bring it up. Have to imagine all of his coworkers read that poem at the time and started crying laughing at how weird of a move it was.
I imagine that's what's happening right now with the cast and crew of Dune: Part Two. We've now got confirmation that not one, but two poems were written for Florence Pugh and Timothee Chalamet by none other than their co-star Josh Brolin following the wrap of their film. They'll be part of a book that the cinematographer and Brolin are releasing. Strange stuff all around.
The Chalamet one is borderline police phone call worthy. Like imagine you're Chalamet and Brolin just hands your this poem in your trailer?
So how horny was Josh Brolin on the set of Dune? To write descriptive, borderline sexual poems about co-workers is next level thirsty.
I'm not entirely sure who told Brolin that these poems were a good idea, but man some things are better left unsaid. Just shoot them a text and say what a lovely time it was to work with them. Maybe in a promotional interview take a minute to rave about their work. You know? Normal human behavior. And the way you hold my gaze makes me feat my own age???
"9-1-1, yeah Thanos trying to fuck me on set"
Also where's the Zendaya poem? Release the Zendaya poem!
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How about the cast of The Avengers? Javier Bardem? Why did only two people get poems? Why are any poems being written in the first place? Is he trying to stay in character here?
Let this serve as a lesson to all, don't write poems about your co-workers, unless it's Francis to Frankie in which case I laugh every time. I'm not entirely sure what I'd do to catch the eye of Florence Pugh in a positive way, but poem writing about her cells ain't it.