British Tennis Player Harriet Dart Asked The Umpire To Tell Her Opponent Lois Boisson To Wear Deodorant, Proceeds To Lose The Match 6-0 6-3

Listen, anyone who has watched a match of tennis can tell you that they've seen it all when it comes to getting the job done. Faking an injury, getting inside your opponents head, or maybe even an intimidation factor by slamming your racket a couple times. But they'd be lying if they told you that they've heard a player ask for their opponent to wear some deodorant.

Unfortunately for world #62 Harriet Dart, this didn't work at all and the French player Boisson handed her a good ole can of ass-whoopin in her home country. And fans of Boisson would tell you that the only thing that stunk on the court was Dart's performance, but I'm an objective blogger and can't comment on that.

All I know is that this would never happen on a basketball court. If you told a ref to tell LeBron to wear some deodorant, the Klutch SUVs would be at your door by the end of the day and pack you outta there. And that's played in an air conditioned arena versus some tennis matches that can reach over 100 degrees Fahrenheit and you're sweating bullets out there.

Anyway, good news for Boisson is that she's on to the quarterfinals and Dart has the ability to get as far from the arena as she would like. No sport like tennis man.