Daily Rundown - Monday April 28, 2025 - Belichick’s Girl Is Scary Crazy, Jerry Needs To Be On Bill’s Payroll, Everybody Needs To Take A Deep Breathe With The Shedeur Sanders Thing, Good For The Bills GM For Telling Critics To Shove It, Anthony Edwards Is Becoming An Alpha
Here's my daily rundown for Monday April 28th.
TOPIC #1 - BILL BELICHICK IS IN WAY TOO DEEP WITH HIS 24 YEAR OLD GIRLFRIEND
Read the blog. But I'm legit worried about our boy Bill here. I think he clearly got in too deep here and doesn't know what he got himself into.
The most renegade, ornery bastard of my lifetime, has been completely hijacked and overtaken by a 24 year old former Miss Vermont runner-up beauty queen.
She's making him partake in Instagram photoshoots dressed up a fisherman reeling in a mermaid (her). It's a page straight out of the Illuminati playbook in regards to public humiliation. She owns him now. She's got him "writing" books, doing press tours for them, and dressing like he's homeless. All against his will.
She's prancing around the Tar Heels practice field, coaching the secondary in her thigh high fuck-me boots and trench coat. Wait until the season kicks off and she's got a headset on, acting as the go-between between the assistant coaches and Bill.
I fear this whole "censoring the interview questions" fiasco we saw yesterday is just the tip of the iceberg.
Get out now while you still can Bill. At the rate we're going, it's a matter of days before we get a pregnancy announcement (posted on Instagram of course). And then he's really fucked.
TOPIC #2 - OF COURSE JERRY DOESN'T THINK ANYTHING IS WRONG WITH BELICHICK
Jerry is the greatest spin-master on the planet. If Belichick hasn't been paying him under the table these past 20 years, then he'd be wise to start doing it now. There is nobody I would want in my foxhole with me more than Old Balls. That's a fact.
If the greatest coach in football history is going to be done in by the Jordan Hudson iceberg, then Jerry is going down with the ship.
Respect.
TOPIC #3 - NFL NETWORK'S KYLE BRANDT SAID WHAT EVERYBODY NEEDED TO HEAR ABOUT SHEDEUR SANDERS
Two things can be and are true here.
1- Is Shedeur Sanders a rich, spoiled, brat? Who got served a mighty helping of humble pie this weekend?
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Absolutely.
2- Is he a 23 year old kid who has been coddled and spoiled his whole life by parents who probably had the best intentions of giving their kids a life they could never have dreamt of growing up, but who probably regret doing so now?
Yes.
At the end of the day, he's a kid.
Show me a grown adult who says they can look back at their younger selves and not be embarrassed or ashamed of how they thought or acted and I will show you a liar.
The whole process of maturing and growing up is learning the lessons of life, usually the hard way, and growing from them.
If Shedeur is still acting the same 10 years from now, then all the nay-sayers are right. To hell with him. He's a moron who made his bed and needs to lay in it, with nobody to blame but himself.
But if he takes this set of circumstances, and learns from it, humbles himself, and uses it to set an example for younger people- this has the potential to make for a really great story.
The people with no class or brain in this entire thing are the people fishing for clicks trying to stir up the pot claiming this whole thing somehow involves an underlying theme of racism, or collusion.
That's a lazy fallback at this point and it is disingenuous and damaging to people who actually are the victims of it.
TOPIC #4 - BUFFALO'S GM TOLD BILLS FANS TO SHUT UP AND STOP QUESTIONING HIM AND HE COULDN'T BE MORE RIGHT
Beane fucking nailed it. Very rarely do General Managers in sports reserve the right to tell a fanbase to go fuck themselves. (Howie Roseman has that privilege for life. Guys the smartest football gm of all time possibly). But this is one of those times.
Hey Bills fans. Remember when you wanted to crucify him for not trading up high enough to land Josh Rosen, and for "getting stuck with" Josh Allen?
Yah.
How's that working out for you?
I'm not even a Bills fan and even I know that offense wasn't the issue last season.
It was defense. Namely, your atrocious defensive line. Which they addressed through the draft, snagging two DTs, and an end, as well as a lockdown corner.
The fans always want the flashy playmakers whose last names will look good on a jersey, but winning football is built by drafting the guys on the line on both sides of the ball. Kudos to Beane and for having the balls to tell fans and the sports radio hosts to shut the fuck up.
TOPIC #5 - ANTHONY EDWARDS IS BECOMING AN ALPHA IN FRONT OF OUR EYES. BULLIED THE ABSOLUTE SHIT OUT LEBRON PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY LAST NIGHT. HAS LAKERS ON THE BRINK OF ELIMINATION
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Read the blog but we're currently watching Anthony Edwards blossom into a bonafide alpha dog. He took out Kevin Durant and Joker last season, and is about to knock out Lebron and Luka now. The guy is a stone cold killer. A throwback to a basketball star we haven't seen since Kobe. Love to see it hasn't gone extinct.