"I Saw My Eye With My Other Eye" - Jeremy Renner Details Being Crushed By a 16,000 Pound Snowcat

I don't think we talk about Jeremy Renner's snowcat accident as much as we should. Blunt chest trauma. 38 broken bones. All because his 16,000 pound snow cat was hurling towards his nephew. I love my nephew as much as I can and I don't think I'm taking a snowcat on to spare his life. Renner is a better man than me no doubt. 

I really don't understand how Renner is not only alive but fully functioning. Yes he has lots of money which I'm sure paid for the best doctors in the world, but still...he got completely flattened by something that weighs over six tons. Maybe he's a clone and Disney said we refuse to let Hawkeye die not on our terms? He said he saw his eye with his other eye. HIS EYE WITH HIS OTHER EYE. You wanna respond to that and say he exaggerated? Be my guest, but the thought of seeing your eye as your other eye is detached from its socket is something that would stay with me forever and eventually lead to my death because I can't get it off my mind. That's of course apart from 38 bones being broken and your chest being caved in. 

Really makes you second guess bitching about your knee after you catch the corner of a table walking by. All I know is if I'm in charge of drafting 100 people to fight a gorilla I'm taking the guy who can withstand a snowcat running over him and live to tell the tale. While strength is certainly a necessity in our army, indestructible people definitely have a role. 

P.S. Remember this Disney documentary they pushed out the moment his body got run over so they could make money off of the moment? Something straight out 'The Boys.'