Unloading A Barrage Of Shit Onto The Hood Of Another Driver's Car Is Such An All-Or-Nothing Move That You Almost Have To Respect It
"Yo the bitch just shit on her car". 8 words in the English language that I never thought I'd hear in that particular order. They're calling it a shit and run.
Now here's the thing. Yes, this is abhorrent behavior that could only be carried out by the lowest form of humanity. We're talking the dirtiest of dirtbags that have ever walked this Earth. With that being said...there was only one of two ways that this situation ends. Option 1) You go up to the other driver's car and spray diarrhea all over their hood. At that point, the altercation is over. That's basically the nuclear option. You heightened the altercation to the highest point it could possibly go, and there's no turning back once you've reach that point. Everybody is going to be so disgusted at the act that they won't even have a chance to fight back.
Option 2) You get a little gun shy, can't shit on command, the other person jumps out of their car and proceeds to actually beat that shit out of you for even attempting such a move. It's one or the other. You either immediately win the altercation, or you immediately lose. It's an all-or-nothing move that you have to be 100% sure on before committing to it.
So as disgusting as this woman is, and it's hard to even consider her a woman at all, at least she committed to it. She may be fascinatingly repugnant, but she had a plan which she executed flawlessly. But big time shitters take big time dumps in big time moments. It sends a shiver up my spine to think this woman is just driving around town with a belly full of shit ready to unload it on anybody who crosses her. But I guess the chick in the Hyundai will think twice before she ever decides to honk her horn again. You used to think maybe the worst that could happen would be a psychopath comes out of their car with a 9-iron ready to smash your windshield. But getting diarrhea spewed all over your hood is drastically worse.