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We Know Too Much: Halle Berry Ended Her Mother's Day By Promoting Lube In Bed Before Getting It On With Her Boyfriend Van Hunt

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How was your Mother's Day? I'd probably sum mine up as fairly standard. I met my mom in Central Park, walked around for a bit, enjoyed the beautiful weather, and ate an over-priced brunch at a nearby NYC restaurant. Gave her some gifts and called it a day. Good job by me. Put my head on my pillow last night watching the Carlos Alcaraz Netflix doc and eased into a slumber. 

I can't say the same for Halle Berry's kids who most likely stumbled upon this video before going to bed. 

Totally normal post. Nothing to see here, just Halle Berry hyping up some lube with her partner Van Hunt before they break their mattress and conclude her Mother's Day with a bang. My mom once replied to some Red Sox fan on Twitter years back and I immediately called her, instructing her to delete her account. We've got Halle Berry doing a pre-sex video advertising lube and posting it to her ONE MILLION followers. I'd never go out in public again. Assuming this didn't give me my 13th reason I'd strongly consider restarting my life in another country. Maybe change my face. Anything but continuing to live my life the way I was. 

We simply do not need to be telling the world every little thing we're doing, even it's to market your own product. 

Fair play to Van Hunt who clearly had himself a good night. The only consequence was having to hold the camera, but he gets to sleep with Halle Berry. I've heard of worse trade-offs. 

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