Batista Got Married...To A Professional Pole Dancer

Congrats to these crazy kids! One is an ex-professional wrestler turned movie star, the other is a professional pole dancer. I’m a big Batista guy. DC native, never was that great in the ring or on the mic, but still was really fun to watch. And it’s not his fault they had him come back and win the Rumble and be a part of one of the worst decisions in the last decade.

And I’m a big fan of his now wife- anyone who defines herself with “Pole” in her Twitter name is a-ok with me. Like how we all put “Barstool” in our Twitters, Sarah Jade puts “Pole” so people know she’s legit. Not one of those fake pole dancers.

That’s a pro’s pro right there. Professional stripper. Gritty. Hard hat. Never had a dad. All the qualities of the best strippers.

h/t TBL