Kanye Looks Like A Little Bitch Worrying About Taylor Swift

So I guess Kanye released a new album yesterday. Dave don’t care. Don’t get me wrong.  I don’t hate Kanye. I like Golddigger and Love Locked Down and a bunch of his other songs. But I don’t own Yeezy’s or any shit like that. I think he’s more funny than he is talented. Like the shit he does makes me laugh. He’s an egomaniac’s egomaniac. But this whole Taylor Swift dispute is a bad look. I guess in one of his new songs entitled famous he had the following lyric;

I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex.  Why? I made that bitch famous. God damn I made that bitch famous.”

Now Taylor Swift and her people are mad. Taylor’s brother threw his Yeezy’s in the trash. Taylor’s friends are bashing Kanye. Feitleberg is losing his mind.  This prompted Kanye to go on a twitter rant saying he asked Taylor permission to use the lyric and that it was a joke.

WAIT HOLD UP. I thought Kanye was supposed to be the baddest man on the planet? Yet he openly admits he had to call Taylor and ask her permission to say a PG 13 lyric about having sex with her and making her famous? Really? What kind of rap bullshit is that? Since when do rappers ask permission to say shit? Is Kanye that scared of Taylor Swift? That’s the worst look ever. This is not how rap battles are supposed to work. I thought you just talked trash, the other guy responds and then you shoot somebody. You don’t ask permission to talk shit. That’s garbage.

PS – Forget the Taylor Swift line. This is by far the most savage lyric in his entire album. This is peak Kanye.

“I bet me and Ray J would be friends if we didn’t like the same bitch / Yeah, he might have hit it first / Only problem is I’m rich.” — “Highlights”