The Guy That Scored On The Wrong Basket To Help Knock His Team Out Of The Greek League Playoffs Must Feel Like A Pile Of Dicks
Aris (the yellow team) would end up winning the game 108-103 in overtime
This is why the internet is the gift and the curse. For all of us, we get to laugh our asses off at Jermaine Marshall, formerly of Arizona State, for one of the most ridiculous fuck ups we have ever seen in our lives. But if this happens 30 years earlier, nobody knows about it except for a couple of random Greek basketball fans. And how many of those do any of us actually know? Just an absolute nightmare scenario for Marshall.
That being said, if Marshall had a shit ton of money on the game and/or his family was being held captive by The Greek from The Wire, then it wasn’t a fuck up but a last ditch effort to save his ass, even if it was more obvious than when Tony shaved points in Blue Chips. However, the rebounder would have to be in on it as well, because he dropped the most beautiful pass to setup a layup that I have ever seen. And that includes the dimes I used to drop as a young, fat Arvydas Sabonis in my driveway. At that point, Marshall’s muscle memory just took over and all that was left was someone to tweet it and make the video go viral.
Then again, this WAS probably an epic fuck up and The Greek from The Wire isn’t even Greek.
*Ding. “Wanna get away?*
Those commercials were awesome. Painfully awkward, but awesome.