Hard Times For Fetty Wap - Arrested Going Door To Door Trying To Sell Cocaine

Trib – A Casper man is facing drug charges after he went door-to-door Monday asking residents if they wanted to buy cocaine from him, a police report alleges.

Thomas Avery Glenn is charged with possession of meth, possession of cocaine and possession of a controlled substance with the intent to deliver. Glenn, 56, was being held in the Natrona County Detention Center as of Tuesday morning.

A woman who lives on Conwell Street called police about 6:30 p.m. to report a man had approached her in her yard asking if she wanted to get high, the police report states. She said the man told her he had cocaine and repeatedly asked her if she wanted to buy drugs from him. She told the man to leave her property. She told police she then saw the man walk across the street and knock on the door of her neighbor’s house, according to the report.

One hit wonders never turn out the way you want them to. Poor Fetty Wap. Had that song about cooking pies with his baby, and now look at him. Arrested for being a door to door cocaine salesman. I’ll give him credit where credit is due though- he fell on tough times and tried to make the most out of it. In a world where the art of selling products door to door is all but dead, Fetty was ingenious enough to realize he had the product most people want but have no idea how to get ahold of- drugs. Who doesn’t want to do drugs on a random Tuesday evening? Exactly. Everyone wants to, but not everyone knows how to go about getting them. Enter Fetty. No middle man, no bullshit. Drugs delivered to your door, no questions asked. Just a bit unlucky he has narc neighbors. Can’t a down on his luck rapper get some work these days? Sheesh.