Miley Cyrus Cries Her Face Off Over The Election Results

I think I speak for a lot of guys when I say that crying makes me uncomfortable. Lemme rephrase that. It makes me uncomfortable when other people cry in front of me. I’m a big time crier. BIG time. I cry every time during those Sarah McLachlan commercials. But when other people start crying? I don’t know what to do with my hands. It’s brutal and that’s how I felt watching Miley Cyrus cry her eyes out. That video was different than I thought it was gonna be though. I thought (hoped) she was gonna fly off the handle and we were gonna have a “Leave Britney alone!” moment. Instead she accepted Donny T as her new president, asked for people to be kind to each other and thanked a bunch of people. The bar is super low but probably the best reaction from a super liberal celebrity we’ve seen so far.

PS- Did Miley say she”s gonna become a hippie now? Isn’t that what she already is? What the fuck has she been doing for the past 4 years? Are we about to see an even weirder and more stoned version of her? Cause that’d be kind of exciting.