Tiger Apparently Sends Rory Texts At 4am That Say, "Up Lifting. What Are You Doing?" To The Point Where It Annoys Rory's Fiancee
GD- Interesting. And then there’s this crazy tidbit on his relationship with Tiger Woods. “I’m drawn to him, yeah. He’s an intriguing character because you could spend two hours in his company and see four different sides to him. When he’s comfortable and he trusts you — and his trust [sensitivity] is way [higher] than mine — he’s great. He’s thoughtful. He’s smart. He reads. He can’t sleep so that’s all he does — he reads stuff and educates himself on everything. But he struggles to sleep, which I think is an effect of overtraining, so I tell him to calm down sometimes. He’d be texting me at four o’clock in the morning: ‘Up lifting. What are you doing?'” Rory added that his fiancee, Erica Stoll, didn’t appreciate the odd-timed texts. Can you blame her? “Erica actually got pissed off with it. He was texting me in the middle of the night and I was like, ‘Tiger is in the gym.'”
LOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT. Laugh out loud funny stuff. Thank god for Rory and his willingness to give us a peek behind the curtain to show us what it’s like to be Tiger Woods’ friend. Tiger’s circle is so small and most people are scared to get kicked outta the circle so they keep their mouthes shut. Not Rory. It’s exactly what I was talking about in my last blog about Rory. The dude speaks his mind at all times. Anyway. What an absolute psycho Tiger is. 4am just ripping it up at a 24/7 Snap Fitness all by himself. Not only is he such a psycho that he’s lifting at 4am but he feels the need to hit Rory with a “You up?” text. So much so that it pisses off Rory’s fiancee. Rory’s girl for sure thinks he’s cheating on her. Nope. Just the greatest golfer of all time looking for a lifting buddy. It’s only January 9th but this is hands-down the best revelation we’re gonna get in 2017. I need to know if Tiger thinks this will get inside Rory’s head or if Tiger is just that lonely these days to the point where he’s firing off late night texts to his fellow golfers. Either way, it’s fantastic news for us Tiger guys. The dude is still a goddamn lunatic.
