James "Mad Dog" Mattis Gets Upstaged By Smoke At Defense Confirmation Hearing

Trying to stay focused on the Mattis confirmation. The hot blonde behind his right shoulder is making it difficult. #confirmationhearings

— Jay Legend (@JayBelize23) January 12, 2017

People Can’t Stop Talking About The Woman Sitting Behind James Mattis At His Hearing Today https://t.co/JH2O2PFFHT pic.twitter.com/yEHx9EEBeT — Marie leavitt (@marie_eclay1010) January 12, 2017

So the legendary Secretary of War James “Mad Dog” Mattis had his confirmation hearing for Secretary of Defense today. He’s a quote machine so those of us into confirmation hearings were anxious, excited, geekily pumped. We didn’t end up with a ton of quotes but instead ended up with this smoke stealing the show. Got tweet after tweet, email after email coming in hot about this chick. Smoke patrol city.

I gues she’s Mattis’ comms director and a real professional. She’s flattered (this all according to an anonymous Stoolie). She’s also a smoke. Touché, Mr. Secretary. If you’re an A-list certified badass, produce quotes like “be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet,” and surround yourself with smokes — even at confirmation hearings — you can run my defense department all fucking day everyday. Lead the way good sir.

Good to know no matter what happens with our other folks running the country who may or may not be actual clowns, this hero’s in charge of something important.

PS — Who’s the hot brunette tweeting about the hot blonde behind Mattis?

#Mattis Who is the hot blonde sitting behind General Mattis?

— Christine Belloma (@CBelloma) January 12, 2017