Spamming Your Fans With 20 Test Notifications At 5 AM Is Actually Bad
Just wanted to pop in real quick and give an official Barstool apology for this morning. It doesn’t happen often but we can admit when we do something that is bad, and in my professional opinion, an app glitch that sends out 20 test notifications at 5 AM EST is bad.
On the bright side though, nothing reminds me why I love the Stoolies so much more than when something fucks up and the ball busters come out in full force. The amount of spin zones we got this morning almost convinced me that maybe we did everyone a favor instead of annoyed the fuck out of them.
You’re welcome for helping you wake up and eat breakfast and go to the gym and get a head start on the day and be your best self and live your best life.
PS,
For the record, the explanation I got for what happened kind of made it all worth it IMO.
Should have fucking known Romania had a hand in this.