Fox News Played Toby Keith's "Courtesy Of The Red, White And Blue" Over The MOAB Bomb Drop

Do you ever feel like we’re living in the Will Ferrell/Zach Galifinakis movie The Campaign? I do. I feel that way a lot. Especially recently. Donald Trump is basically Ferrell’s character in that movie. Don’t get me wrong. I love that movie. I’m just not sure it’d be my #1 pick for a movie that I would like to be living in. Like I’m just as pumped as the next guy that there’s 36 less ISIS dudes breathing today than were last night. Shit’s dooooooooope. I’m a human with human emotions so watching that bomb drop gave me a half chub. You don’t have an American pulse if it didn’t. Watching shit blow up is AWESOME. Watching shit blow up when it kills a bunch of dick bag terrorists is even better. But bumping hardcore American country music over the video of a bomb dropping really makes me feel like we’re living in a movie. That feels like a satirical trope they’d use in a Will Ferrell movie. It’s so ridiculous and outlandish and on the nose and a little gross. We get it. We’re America. We’re big swinging dicks with big signing dick bombs. Not sure we need to blast Toby Keith music over bombings to remind people.