Tim Tebow Walked It Off Last Night With An Opposite Field Home Run

HE IS RISEN!!! Everything is all coming together with Timmy’s 30th birthday a month away. Yeah there were a lot of haters at the beginning of the Tebow experiment and he struggled at first. But it’s not like it was all roses and sunshine for JC off the bat (sweet pun Clem). It took hard work, determination, and maybe a few miracles thanks to the big fella upstairs. Now look at how God’s favorite baseball player is doing.

Timmy is RAKING!!! And not only is he crushing the ball and winning games, but he is also converting people into followers.

Next stop: Double-A. Then Triple-A. Then the big league roster. And then the baseball version of heaven, a World Series title. Can’t fucking wait!

(Sorry guys, I need this. Just let me have my fun until the Mets actually start playing games again in the 2nd half and remind me that this season may already be dead).