FATHER TIME AIN'T GOT SHIT ON VINCE CARTER

What’s up it’s me Trent blogging some hoops. Not just any hoops. You won’t catch me blogging anything but the best hoop moments. Every time Vince Carter dunks a basketball through a hoop, that’s a fucking unreal hoops moment. You are reading the words of the official Whenever Vince Carter Dunks Over The Age Of 40 beat writer. So here I am. It’s a legit miracle he can still do it. Although maybe not. If there were a draft of NBA players who you’d guess would be able to dunk into their 40s, Vinsanity would be a top-3 draft pick. Vince even had a little cheese on that fastball too (not a hoops reference FYI). He had a some air time to spare. I look forward to blogging Vince Carter dunks well into his 60s.

PS- please picture Father Time getting dunked on by Vince Carter any time he dunks from here on out. Here’s a picture of Father Time to help you out with the visual

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