Me So Horny: George Stephanopoulos Has So Much Sex That He's Losing Friends

It seems James Comey isn’t the only one being thoroughly probed by George Stephanopoulos.

Apparently the bijou broadcaster — whose blockbuster interview with the former FBI director aired Sunday — is as relentless in the bedroom as he is in the newsroom.

His wife, Ali Wentworth, says she and Stephanopoulos have so much sex she’s “lost friends” over it.

In her new book, “Go Ask Ali,” the actress/comedian — who has been married to the broadcaster for 17 years — says that when she reveals to pals how often she and her newshound beau get it on, they’re invariably furious.

She adds in the witty advice book, out April 24 from Harper, that she feels left out at “ladies’ lunches” because she can’t join the others in complaining about their terrible marriages.

Goodness gracious. Congrats to George. Imagine having so much sex that your friends are absolutely livid.

***Text Notification****

“Did you guys do it again last night?”

“Yes. And this morning. And again right now.”

Fellas, I do it and do it often but I cant imagine my friends being upset about it. George is really living his best life right now. He’s getting huge interviews that set the political world on fire and he’s getting the buns so much that the haters are literally leaving town. Not bad for a dude who absolutely looks like the definition of a pipsqueak.

If you told me that Anderson Cooper, John Roberts, Dan Rather, or Lester Holt were the big time journalists were the ones getting their dicks wet to the point of losing friends, I wouldn’t bat an eye. George Stephanopoulos is a bit of a surprise but I guess it really shouldn’t have been.

Come on, Big Daddy George!