Trump Welcomes the First Sex Scandal Teacher First Lady to the White House
You can probably tell by reading my posts and my books that I’m a big history fan. Not a buff necessarily. As Seinfeld said being a buff would require you to sleep less than 18 hours a day. And by no means an expert. But when I do pleasure reading it’s typically a history book and listen to history podcasts as often as a can. Which is why I’m so excited about this historic day in Washington.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m almost positive this is the first time in U.S. history that a sitting president has welcomed a confirmed Sex Scandal Teacher to the White House. I mean, chances are JFK or Clinton had sex in the pool with some teacher who also boned one of her students, but that’s just the law of averages. I’m not talking about some closeted SST who just happened to get in the president’s social circle. I’m talking about a formal state dinner in honor of a head of state who openly married his teacher. This has got to be a first.
And you can just see the look in Trump’s eyes that he admires Emmanuel Macron, swordsman to swordsman. But even The Donald has to acknowledge that he found his Trophy Wife the old fashioned way: By inheriting hundreds of millions and turning them into billions. Macron had to fight for everything he got. A skinny, zit-faced 10th grader who got his 40-year-old MILFy drama teacher to leave her husband and kids (one of whom was Emmanuel’s classmate) for him. That is the kind of power you not only respect personally, you celebrate it at a fancy dinner in the seat of power of the greatest Sex Scandal Teacher nation in the world.
So on behalf of all Americans, I’d like to also welcome President and Mrs. Macron and thank them for all they’ve done to promote our culture across the pond. Just like 240 years ago when the United States and France fought together for democracy and freedom, we can now work with one another for a world where middle aged women can seduce their 15-year-old students. Vive la liberte’. Viva la professeur de scandale sexuel.