Advertisement

Christina Aguilera Impersonating Britney Spears On Jimmy Fallon Has Taken Over The Internet

Fuckin Fallon, man. Dude has taken over the internet. Dethroned Jimmy Kimmel as the viral king of late night TV. His latest mega viral video was with the help of Christina Aguilera doing Britney Spears. She did a real good Cher impression too but obviously everyone wanted to see her Britney rendition. Why? Because you know deep down in places they dont talk about, Britney and Aguilera hate each others guts. Dont let this:

Screen Shot 2015-02-25 at 11.19.36 AM

or this

Screen Shot 2015-02-25 at 11.19.53 AM

Or any of that Mickey Mouse Club shit fool you. It was pure hatred. Sure, they’re both past their prime now. Yes, Britney has fallen off the earth and Christina still kills it on The Voice. Its apples and oranges in 2015. But when these two bitches went head to head in the early 2000s it was a rivalry for the ages. Who could slut it up the most and who could churn out the most pop fire. It was like Brady vs Peyton, Russell vs. Chamberlain, Ali vs. Frazier all rolled into one times a billion. Because there aint no competition like competition between two hot popular bitches. Britney burst on the scene first, so she had the early advantage. Aguilera let her freak flag fly and went full slut to make up ground. It was remarkable. Here’s the tale of the tape.

Britney Spears

Total Album Sales: 100 Million Records

Number of Grammys: 1

Career Earnings: $220 Million

Claim To Fame: Making the school girl outfit every male’s Number 1 Fantasty

britneybomt_4

 

Sluttiest Moments:

5. Slave 4 U with the Snake:

02_vma2001slave_zpsf271c124

4. Oops I Did It Again Latex

Screen Shot 2015-02-25 at 10.54.24 AM

3. This picture where she almost showed her cooch

Screen Shot 2015-02-25 at 10.41.59 AM

2. 2000 VMA performance in the nude strappy thong pants

Screen Shot 2015-02-25 at 10.51.31 AMScreen Shot 2015-02-25 at 10.52.21 AM

1. Toxic Video

tumblr_m02fnmSAQL1qat4nno6_250

 

Lowest Britney Moment: Going bald and crazy

Screen Shot 2015-02-25 at 11.27.36 AM

 

Christina Aguilera

Total Album Sales: 50 Million Records

Number of Grammys: 5

Career Earnings: $130 Million

Claim To Fame: Dirrty Music Video

post-34481-christina-aguilera-dirrty-gif-MR3u

 

Sluttiest Moments:

Come On Over White Leather Pants

49667_Christina_Aguilera-019593_84Come_on_over_baby95_video_photoshoot5_2000_122_543lotumblr_lon63dQhzP1qi0lroo1_400

 

That Burlesque video

Screen Shot 2015-02-25 at 11.10.54 AM

 

Whatever the fuck this was

Screen Shot 2015-02-25 at 11.13.16 AM

 

2. Constant Assless Chaps during the Dirrty Phase

Screen Shot 2015-02-25 at 11.14.16 AM

 

1. Maxim Magazine Spread

Screen Shot 2015-02-25 at 11.15.41 AMScreen Shot 2015-02-25 at 11.15.56 AMScreen Shot 2015-02-25 at 11.16.13 AM

Screen Shot 2015-02-25 at 11.16.53 AM

 

Lowest Christina Moment:

Getting fat and having period blood run down her leg while performing:

Screen Shot 2015-02-25 at 11.27.57 AM Screen Shot 2015-02-25 at 11.28.29 AM

So who ya got? Britney in her Prime or Aguilera in her prime?

Vote 1 for Britney Vote 10 for Aguilera

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars6 Stars7 Stars8 Stars9 Stars10 Stars (774 votes, average: 4.36 out of 10)
Loading...Loading...

PS – The closest we’ll ever get to these two having sex

madonna-britney-christina-kiss-o